Monday, May 17, 2010

Topless Statehouse

Today was an absolutely exhausting day. Worked late, by Govt standards, til 8:30pm at Statehouse. And I've got more work to do from home tonight.

By way of background, Statehouse is pretty much empty by 6/6:30pm, unless there's a cabinet meeting, in which case the President and his fellow ministers could be there until 8/9pm.

There was no cabinet meeting tonight, so as usual Statehouse was empty by 6:30 or so. When we walked out at 8:30, there was almost nobody around. Nobody except for a few of the security guards. All of which were laying down on the grass with their shirts off trying to keep cool. When we walked out one of the doors, they immediately jumped up, AK47 in hand and then quickly noticed our white faces and said excuse me.

Can you imagine Capital Hill police or Secret Service at the White House laying down on the grass or stairs with their shirts off? And then can you imagine them pointing a gun at a member of staff who was working late? I cant...

Thursday, May 13, 2010

You know you're back in Sierra Leone...

When a rat runs across your foyer as you walk into your apartment...

When a beetle lands on top of your pizza and gets stuck in the cheese...

When a spider runs off as you grab a fresh towel from the closet...

When your showers are cold due to the hot water heater being broken...

When your apartment smells like mold due to humidity...

When the power goes out just as your bedroom air con is finally beginning to make the bedroom sleep-able...

When you open up your sugar jar to add some sweetness to your tea and hundreds of ants appear on your spoon...

Flight BD 0967

I spent the last couple of weeks out of the country back in the US. Unfortunately, I managed to catch some type of bug or virus just before I left Sierra Leone and thus, spent the first 6 days of my trip in pretty bad condition and the rest of my trip in recovery mode. Anyway, I got better and flew back last night.

The flight down to Sierra Leone (Flight number BD 0967) serves as a sort of warm up to Sierra Leone itself. The airplane is an old 757, single row, with two cabins (not-so business Business Class and very-economical Economy, although ticket prices are outrageous as its the only flight from London). I remember the first time I l flew Aeroflot to Moscow and thought that that was basic service... this flight takes basic service to whole new level. Its not that things are bad or that things dont work, its just basic. Just like the country itself the airplane is sort of undeveloped, functional, but often times chaotic.

On this particular flight, a 9-year old child basically yelled at his mother the entire flight. She played 'dead' or acted like she was sleeping, clearly indicating that she was either trying to ignore him or was dead. Another dude yelled and screamed as he was escorted onto the plane by UK customs agents who were sending him back to Sierra Leone as his visa expired and was not renewed. Then a group of engineers working for a big mining company, got so drunk that they kissed each flight attendants's hand on the way out of the airplane (please note that only 2 of the 6 flight attendants were women). The food is ofcourse terrible, and the movies are shown on a few small tvs hanging from the ceiling. The airplane itself is plain white on the outside. No logos, no names, no words or letters of any kind. (Actually, you can sort of see the remnants of what looks like Hindi written on the side of the plane indicated that this plane was a cast away of a budget Indian airline...oh joy!)

I did manage to get myself an exit row seat at the front of the rear economy class cabin. Lots of legroom which was great! Except... the bathrooms on this plane are all directly in front of the emergency row and thus, people were loitering around my stretched legs constantly asking me to make room for them. But worse than that, I had to deal with the terrible smells coming out of the bathroom. One old man was especially terrible. He'd come out of the bathroom and leave the door open, smiling as he walked back to his seat. It was almost as if he was proud of the terrible smell he left behind and thus wanted me to suffer as penitence for the extra leg room I was enjoying.